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agronsbutt:

morbutts:

canklequeen:

99.9% of the people on this website are stupid

i am the 1%

dumbass you mean 0.1%

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9gag:

A duck on a leash wearing socks. #9gag

9gag:

A duck on a leash wearing socks. #9gag

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condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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romozian:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

We have to go back!!!

romozian:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

We have to go back!!!

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dailyotter:

Otter Naps Squeezed Between Two Friends
Via The Otters Photo Album
pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

pixiree:

jirachi:

huckleberry on her first walk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"hmm. that’s an awfully bright circle in the sky there. hm."

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My visit to get screened for cancer:

  • Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
  • Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
  • Nurse: "So he's your...."
  • Me: "Friend."
  • Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
  • Me: "11."
  • Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
  • Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
  • Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
  • Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
  • Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
  • Me: "Uh. 0."
  • Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
  • Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
  • Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
  • Me: "With homosexuality."
  • Nurse:
  • Me:
  • Nurse:
  • Me: "I fuck girls."

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

image

this is a giraffe

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athickgirlscloset:

this never gets old.

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justsay-fucktherest:

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times


dontletme—cavein

justsay-fucktherest:

jollyidiot:

I have reblogged this at least a thousand times

dontletme—cavein

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